SpatialSec™
Protection > Detection | We can't spell for shit, ya'll
Protection > Detection | We can't spell for shit, ya'll
With our Machine Learning-powered office fans, we assure 100% 24/7/365 protection against idoits using passwords on sticky notes
Our attack mitigation technology uses minimal resources (you just need our proprietary office fan!
We totally didn't make this number up.
It's literally an office fan on a default setting
You have an AC outlet, right?
Whether adversary nation or criminal actors, SpatialSec™ will be sure to blow papers everywhere
Our properitary office fans™ will be updated over the air for god knows what reason
Deploy on your most critical systems or every system!
SpatialSec™ is the operational and technical realization of how to systematically defuse over 100 years of stupidity
Read docsLearn about the technological advances in SpatialSec™ that leapfrogs other security software (Spoiler: its proprietary office fan technology).
Let's startLearn about SpatialSec™'s unique Plugin (We mean the AC outlet) architecture that leverages key advances in defensive tradecraft.
Read moreIntegrate SpatialSec™ with existing security products to bolster your defensive offering.
Read moreExcept that poor sysadmin who got tricked into trusting SpatialSec™
"The users keep picking the sticky notes back up"
"I'm totally a real person"
"Wait, why does the office fan need to be properitary?"
Get in touch and realize the full potential of how SpatialSec™ can protect you!
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